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The End is near!!! The Mayan people announced a more reliable prophecy today. This startling new prediction will have worldwide consequences as millions of people search for a new calendar to hang in their kitchen. This could be the end of the year as we know it!!!
Agghhhhh!!! It’s starting all over again!
Wally, Tibbs, Dingle, Sissy, get get in here. Camera ready Dudders? Ok everyone, get close for our Christmas picture and no biting! Look at camera one and go! Merry Christmas from Teddy Bear Diary! Great work! Send it Dudders! Hmmm...? What do you mean we were on Camera 2! How can we be on the wrong camera again? It's not that hard, we only have two cameras! Somebody kill that mic...!
Best holiday wishes from your friends at
Teddy Bear Diary!
Mayan Prophecy Disaster! Is December 21, 2012 really the end?
Breaking News, Bingle reporting live from the Teddy Bear Diary Crisis Alert Center. We have just received word at the Crisis Center that the world still exists. Tibbs checked outside and called several friends all reporting that this tense situation remains unchanged. Continuing signs indicate that absolutely nothing has happened on this unforgettable evening.
This has been Bingle reporting live from ground zero at the Mayan Prophesy disaster zone! TBD will be keeping you updated as this important story develops.
An alligator with holiday spirit! He said stop by for a bite.
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