Hey! Did ya miss me? I’ve been so busy lately that I haven’t had much time to wake the staff. There’s always a million things to do and I can hardly keep up. What with planning Taylor Swift’s new tour (serious she’s so needy!), forecasting the future, advising the State Department, Big Bang reruns and visiting the chocolate shop I hardly have any time to myself! Ugh, phone call! It’s Barack, I better take it. Hugs to everyone. And send more chocolates, you guys are slacking off. Just saying.
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Don’t let your bears grow up to be witless (although loveable) brutes. Disneynature’s new film, “Bears,” is premiering (just in time for National Park Week and Earth Day)! Disneynature has a free Bears Educator’s Guide available for download that includes nearly 100 pages of lessons and activities targeted to grades 2 through 6.
NATIONAL PARK SERVICE AND NATIONAL PARK FOUNDATION INVITE YOU TO “GO WILD” FOR AMERICA’S NATIONAL PARKS APRIL 19-27
Go wild for bears. This year the National Park Foundation has teamed with Disney on the new Disneynature film, “Bears,” premiering just in time for Earth Day and National Park Week on Friday, April 18. For every ticket sold during “Bears” opening week, April 18-24, Disneynature will make a contribution to the National Park Foundation to protect wildlife and wild places across America’s National Park System.
This bear thinks it is a good idea so tell your friends!
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See your horoscope from the mysterious mind of the All-Seeing Psychic Bingle in the new issue of Fauxgue!