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Bingle here, wishing you a Happy 4th of July from Teddy Bear Diary

Hello to all our friends in the United Kingdom!

Hello Everyone! Bingle here with more breaking news from Teddy Bear Diary. Our crack team of teddy bear researchers has uncovered evidence that the 4th of July has something to do with the UK so we wanted to give a shout out to all our friends in the United Kingdom—hello out there! I expect you will be lighting some fireworks off today too!

Dudders our Science Advisor is away and we’re having just a little trouble accessing our research. I’ve sent Tibbs down to the Central Data Core with his laptop to get things sorted out for us.

Tibbs repairs the Central Data Core

Please bear with us, if you will pardon the pun.

Just a moment folks.
Hey Tibbs! How’s it going down there?
You got it? Great!
No, don’t email it just tell me!

We're having some technical difficulties at the Central Data Core.Uh-huh. Uh-huh. We did WHAT? To who? Oh dear….
Um…is there anything in there about fireworks?
Guy Fawkes?
Isn’t that the bird in Harry Potter? Yeah, that’s what I thought.
Ok, keep working on it and try to put some of those things back together in case they do stuff.

This is very embarrassing

TBD Breaking News: Anglo-American Teddy Bear relations dealt startling setback.

Ah, well…folks this is very embarrassing so we are going to keep working on this developing story. I have to run because I am terribly busy and important. Have a very happy and safe 4th of July no matter where you are!

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