Rumors abound about Bingle being names to Veep shortlist

Mr. Bingle addressed the rampant rumors concerning his name being moved to Hillary Clinton's short list of vice-presidential candidates this week. "I really don't want to speculate on this, it is something you should be asking the Clinton campaign. Look, she wanted to meet with me and we had a productive talk. That's all I can say with regard to that." Bingle was asked if he would accept such an offer and replied, "It would be flattering, but I love the work that I am doing now."

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Don’t let your bears grow up to be witless (although loveable) brutes. Disneynature’s new film, “Bears,” is premiering  (just in time for National Park Week and Earth Day)! Disneynature has a free Bears Educator’s Guide available for download that includes nearly 100 pages of lessons and activities targeted to grades 2 through 6.

NATIONAL PARK SERVICE AND NATIONAL PARK FOUNDATION INVITE YOU TO “GO WILD” FOR AMERICA’S NATIONAL PARKS APRIL 19-27

Go wild for bears. This year the National Park Foundation has teamed with Disney on the new Disneynature film, “Bears,” premiering just in time for Earth Day and National Park Week on Friday, April 18. For every ticket sold during “Bears” opening week, April 18-24, Disneynature will make a contribution to the National Park Foundation to protect wildlife and wild places across America’s National Park System.

This bear thinks it is a good idea so tell your friends!

Bingle

Editor in Chief

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The New Mayan Prophecy

The End is near!!! The Mayan people announced a more reliable prophecy today. This startling new prediction will have worldwide consequences as millions of people search for a new calendar to hang in their kitchen. This could be the end of the year as we know it!!!

Agghhhhh!!! It’s starting all over again!

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Mayan Prophecy Disaster!

Mayan Prophecy Disaster! Is December 21, 2012 really the end?

Breaking News, Bingle reporting live from the Teddy Bear Diary Crisis Alert Center. We have just received word at the Crisis Center that the world still exists. Tibbs checked outside and called several friends all reporting that this tense situation remains unchanged. Continuing signs indicate that absolutely nothing has happened on this unforgettable evening.

This has been Bingle reporting live from ground zero at the Mayan Prophesy disaster zone! TBD will be keeping you updated as this important story develops.

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Live from the Teddy Bear Diary Weather Center

Path of Destruction!

Broken News: This is a special report from the Teddy Bear Diary Weather Center. The TBD Weather Center has just plotted Hurricane Sandy’s path of destruction and…ARGGHH!…. is this right? Um…ok…and is there food in the basement? Well, I think you SHOULD GET SOME THERE!! Uhh…I have to go. Be safe everyone. This has been Bingle reporting live from Hurricane Sandy!

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