Mystic Bingle ReturnsHey! Did ya miss me? I’ve been so busy lately that I haven’t had much time to wake the staff. There’s always a million things to do and I can hardly keep up. What with planning Taylor Swift’s new tour (serious she’s so needy!), forecasting the future, advising the State Department, Big Bang reruns and visiting the chocolate shop I hardly have any time to myself! Ugh, phone call! It’s Barack, I better take it. Hugs to everyone. And send more chocolates, you guys are slacking off. Just saying.

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Merry Christmas from the Teddy Bear Diary staff!

Wishing all of our friends a very Merry Christmas and a lovely season no matter where you are or what religion you choose. Best wishes from Teddy Bear Diary!

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The Amazing Bingle

Feeling psycho? We have just the thing. It's time for your horoscope from our resident psychic teddy bear and Chief Editor, the All-Seeing Psychic Bingle!

See your horoscope from the mysterious mind of the All-Seeing Psychic Bingle in the new issue of Fauxgue!

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Packing candy for the great sequester

I am almost ready packing for my sequester! Just think, they do this every afternoon in Mexico. What a great country!

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Bingle gets new ear muffs!

Brrr...good thing Snuffy sent me some new ear muffs!

Photo: Bingle: Dashing Chief Editor of Teddy Bear Diary

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Teddy Bear Diary is waiting for Santa

Wally, Tibbs, Dingle, Sissy, get get in here. Camera ready Dudders? Ok everyone, get close for our Christmas picture and no biting! Look at camera one and go! Merry Christmas from Teddy Bear Diary! Great work! Send it Dudders! Hmmm...? What do you mean we were on Camera 2! How can we be on the wrong camera again? It's not that hard, we only have two cameras! Somebody kill that mic...!

Best holiday wishes from your friends at

Teddy Bear Diary!

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Mayan Prophecy Disaster!

Mayan Prophecy Disaster! Is December 21, 2012 really the end?

Breaking News, Bingle reporting live from the Teddy Bear Diary Crisis Alert Center. We have just received word at the Crisis Center that the world still exists. Tibbs checked outside and called several friends all reporting that this tense situation remains unchanged. Continuing signs indicate that absolutely nothing has happened on this unforgettable evening.

This has been Bingle reporting live from ground zero at the Mayan Prophesy disaster zone! TBD will be keeping you updated as this important story develops.

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There's a giant spinning thing coming right at us!

Target East Coast!

Breaking News: This just in from the Teddy Bear Diary Weather Center, Bingle reporting. Teddy Bear Diary’s crack team of weather bears has detected an enormous swirly thing heading directly for the Eastern Seaboard of North America. Citizens are urged to seek cover, evacuate stuff and wait to see what the heck it is. It looks worse that those electric jellyfish things we spotted last time!

…I’ve just been handed this note…also remember to stockpile lots of food like milk, bread and eggs in case you want to eat three days worth of French toast.

TDB News Network will be closely monitoring this developing situation. Ok…ok…we completely missed that earthquake thing, but this one seems more interesting.

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