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Photo: Autumn
Location: Cape May County, New Jersey
Today we are investigating the Calvert Marine Museum in Maryland. TBD news has received reports of a strange creature from these parts and it is our job to find the truth. Is there a monster prowling the Maryland coast? What will we uncover and is the government involved? The museum is also located near an ice cream stand. Whew!
We've had sinister reports that something fishy is going on here at Solomons Island. I will just have a look around. Nothing can escape my piercing intellect.
I have to talk quickly before I am seen. This evidence could confirm our worst fears. We found a lab that was growing genetic monsters hidden in plain view of the public! I feel we are onto something big here. Possibly it is a secret government black project!
Ok, I'm told that was a baby stingray, cute little fella too, but we did uncover a secret display of fossils from the famous Calvert Cliffs artfully hidden behind clear glass. Diabolical! Are these fossils evidence of a horrible monster?
Still no monster, but the museum shop does carry a great selection of fossil rubber stamps and lots of other fun stuff! I bought a new sticker and a magnet to maintain my cover.
Well, we are happy to report a fun time at the museum and no sign of the reported monster. We can all breath a sigh of relief. This has been Dingle reporting for Teddy Bear Diary News at the Calvert Marine Museum on Solomons Island, Maryland.
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Dingle, when you said I was speaking at a convention, I assumed you booked a teddy bear convention!!! Hey! Where are you going? Get back over here. DINGLE!!!
Sigh...if I live through this, I am seriously going to kill my Head of Promotions.
Photo: Bingle, Dingle and Giant Monsters
Location: New Jersey Kaiju Convention
Wow, the Teddy Bear Diary luxury office suite is sure looking cheery this Christmas.
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