Nov 112011
Half binary day?

Something's happening here and what it is ain't exactly clear....

Photo: Bingle

Location: Teddy Bear News Central

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Bingle prepared to read a story

It's been a long day, I think I will read the guys a story. HEY GUYS! Come on over for a story!

Oh boy, story time!

I love stories! Oh boy! What's it gonna be?

Dingle and Tibbs wonder what the story is.

I think you are going to like it. I picked it out special because you were working so hard today. Once upon a time....

Dingle and Tibbs run as fast as they can.

Ahhhhh! I'm outta here! No way, Tibbs, me first! Get out of my way!

A scary book about teddy bear autopsy

What? Don't you even want to know the ending?

Halloween is almost here! Join Teddy Bear Diary in celebrating the most creepy fun of the year. Send in your Halloween Teddy Bear and fuzzy costumes to us here or post them to our Facebook Halloween party and enter to win cool prizes!

Happy Halloween!

DA HUGEST CREEPALICIOUS HAUNTED HALLOWEEN EVER!!!!!

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Bingle and his Smarties

Shhhh! Don't tell anyone!

Photo: Bingle Bear: Chief Editor of Teddy Bear Diary

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South Jersey Iris farm

Hello everyone! The Teddy Bear Diary staff recently visited the home of South Jersey Iris to look at the beautiful flowers and hopefully score some lunch. South Jersey Iris grows more than 1200 varieites of tall, bearded iris. That's way more fingers than I have so we will have to take their word for it.

Sissy examines a bearded iris.

It's so beautiful! Iris are edible, right?

A chicken spies Dingle.

I get the strangest feeling that I am being watched.

Bingle playing in the iris flowers

Well, we have had a very exciting day looking at all these tall flower things and learning about how to grow them. Apparently, you stick them in the dirt. Wow! Who would have thought of that! As it turns out, however, they are not as edible as we hoped so we are going stop at a squash farm on the way home. The gang can't wait to start squashing things for themselves! We'll make the farmers proud of us!

Photos: Teddy Bear Diary Staff Photographer

Many thanks to our host South Jersey Iris. We’ll pay for that broken stuff, honest.

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Bingle here, wishing you a Happy 4th of July from Teddy Bear Diary

Hello to all our friends in the United Kingdom!

Hello Everyone! Bingle here with more breaking news from Teddy Bear Diary. Our crack team of teddy bear researchers has uncovered evidence that the 4th of July has something to do with the UK so we wanted to give a shout out to all our friends in the United Kingdom—hello out there! I expect you will be lighting some fireworks off today too!

Dudders our Science Advisor is away and we’re having just a little trouble accessing our research. I’ve sent Tibbs down to the Central Data Core with his laptop to get things sorted out for us.

Tibbs repairs the Central Data Core

Please bear with us, if you will pardon the pun.

Just a moment folks.
Hey Tibbs! How’s it going down there?
You got it? Great!
No, don’t email it just tell me!

We're having some technical difficulties at the Central Data Core.Uh-huh. Uh-huh. We did WHAT? To who? Oh dear….
Um…is there anything in there about fireworks?
Guy Fawkes?
Isn’t that the bird in Harry Potter? Yeah, that’s what I thought.
Ok, keep working on it and try to put some of those things back together in case they do stuff.

This is very embarrassing

TBD Breaking News: Anglo-American Teddy Bear relations dealt startling setback.

Ah, well…folks this is very embarrassing so we are going to keep working on this developing story. I have to run because I am terribly busy and important. Have a very happy and safe 4th of July no matter where you are!

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There's nothing better than getting postcards from friends!

A postcard all the way from Oregon!

Hi, Bingle here. We can never hear from enough of our friends! Enougheeyore sent us a postcard all the way from Oregon!
That gives us the opportunity for a teddy bear geography lesson. The bears here are veritable wizards with geography. We even own a large book labeled “Geography” which is too big for us to open, but it must be filled with all sorts of neat stuff.
“Ready Tibbs?”
“OK, Tibbs mapped that on the computer and it is…hold on…where is it? Are you sure? Did you try Wikipedia too? Um…sorry folks, our mistake. Oregon is apparently some sort of cookie you pull apart and lick, but that sounds even better and we love the postcard just as much. Thank you Enougheeyore!
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Mail Call!

We got mail! I am so grateful for my legions of fans out there (Although our chocolate shipments seem to be dindling. What's up with that?) Thank you Frank and Miracle for your lovely card. Teddy Bear Diary just loves our mail.

We know you’re out there and we’d love to hear from you if you would like to send a letter to Mr. Bingle or any of your favorite bears at Teddy Bear Diary. Letters, cards, bundles of cash or large boxes of expensive chocolates can be mailed to:

Teddy Bear Diary
c/o PO Box 248
Richwood, NJ 08074
USA

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Happy Christmas from the whole teddy bear staff.

Dudders: "OK everyone get ready for the picture. Wally! Look over here! Tibbs! Leave the candy cane alone! Sissy, no biting! Dingle hold that sign steady. Stop fidgeting, Bingle! OK…ready? Saaay CHOCOLATE!!!!

Warmest Wishes from the whole Teddy Bear Diary staff!

Photo: Dudders, Christmas Science Adviser

Meet the staff of Teddy Bear Diary

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