All-Knowing Psychic Bingle's horoscopes

Hello Fans! Another of my amazing talents is revealed in the fall issue of Fauxgue. I have kept my true pschic nature hidden for far too long, but I have decided to share it at last. Read my life-changing horoscopes and uncanny predictions for your future. Remember, the All-Knowing Psychic Bingle knows everything. That's what all-knowing means.

See the All-Knowing Psychic Bingle in Fauxgue.

Photo: Teddy Bear Diary staff photographer

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See Bingle in the new issue of Fauxgue!

See the new Fall issue of Fauxgue on September 1st!

Bingle appears in the new issue of Fauxgue

Best wishes to my many adoring fans! I wish there were time to know each of you, but there isn’t so just keep sending the chocolate and know that I am thinking of you— Bingle

Yes Friends, I am delighted to let you know that Fauxgue magazine has landed none other than myself, Chief Editor of Teddy Bear Diary, for the Fall issue.

I cannot tell you how exciting it must be for them. Landing A-list celebrities is a coup for the magazine and I have to congratulate Fauxgue for their relentless pursuit of my publicist. I am sure that not having me on the cover is simply a way of building anticipation. I mean who is that white bear anyway?

By now I am certain all of you are wondering about the contents (of my article), but you will just have to wait until September 1st!

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