
Hello Fans! Another of my amazing talents is revealed in the fall issue of Fauxgue. I have kept my true pschic nature hidden for far too long, but I have decided to share it at last. Read my life-changing horoscopes and uncanny predictions for your future. Remember, the All-Knowing Psychic Bingle knows everything. That's what all-knowing means.
See the All-Knowing Psychic Bingle in Fauxgue.
Photo: Teddy Bear Diary staff photographer

Best wishes to my many adoring fans! I wish there were time to know each of you, but there isn’t so just keep sending the chocolate and know that I am thinking of you— Bingle
Yes Friends, I am delighted to let you know that Fauxgue magazine has landed none other than myself, Chief Editor of Teddy Bear Diary, for the Fall issue.
I cannot tell you how exciting it must be for them. Landing A-list celebrities is a coup for the magazine and I have to congratulate Fauxgue for their relentless pursuit of my publicist. I am sure that not having me on the cover is simply a way of building anticipation. I mean who is that white bear anyway?
By now I am certain all of you are wondering about the contents (of my article), but you will just have to wait until September 1st!


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